This 35 year old female-esque person is the one word-vomiting all over the interwebs.  She (They?) also like to speak in third person and hang out with their children and spouse near the arctic circle which is part of the United States.

Hobbies include the following: books, video games, ranting, sleeping, knitting, raving, gardening, sewing, baking, and more video games.

Done with third person yet? So am I.